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John Lennon --- Agricultural Engineer
"I personally don't need a walkman because the voices in my head sing to me enough as it is."

Guido --- Zoologist
"Why would you need to listen to music when you could hear the sweet voice of Ms. Bertorello?"

Rodney Dangerfield --- Comedian
"I'm tellin ya, I don't get no respect! Once for my birthday, my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away."

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