Tosa East Dullard Accepted To UW- Madison On Minesweeper Scholarship
"This kicks [freaking] ass!" Floafer told reporters. "I knew playing Minesweeper during all of my three study halls and never doing any homework would pay off! Madtown, here I come!"

Mr. Stroud Launches Schoolwide Search For Lost "Little Black Book"

Maverick Apologizes For Article

Challenge Students Get Assignment

Teen Killed In Our Hallways

Local Underground Paper Fills Blank Space

Teacher Grows New "Stache" For Upcoming Hollywood Film

Point/Counterpoint - Does The Underground rip off The Onion? *

Quote of the Issue:
"If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle

"thank you, fox 6. tosa east is now the most violent school in the county. but isn't it obvious? yesterday, i got in ten knife fights alone, and that's not to mention my plan to assassinate classmates. it's really great how the media never lies."

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