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M. F. Luder next to some sort of third floor idol.

Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire, Underground ambassador to Wales, and all-around sicko, M. F. Luder is truly the renaissance man. Before there was an Underground Online, the first few issues were printed out at his house, and his mom even gave $10 towards the first issue (before she was immortalized by The Regulator in numerous issues). Best known for quotes such as the title of this page, and an irrational hate of Bill Gates and all things Microsoft. The name is from the X-files, by the way. Luder will be terrorizing the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities next year along with Newman, when he's not on the Internet, and Kesus, when he's not masturbating. He fences too.

email: mfluder@disconnect.net.

Shut the door on your way out.