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Another fashionably late issue. Actually this is more of a mini-issue since there's nothing really longer than 300 words here. I was going to do something with calling those "Questions and comments?" numbers on the back of your everyday household products, asking goofy questions and then putting it up here, but I wussed out. So you get three "normal" articles from me, and two articles from other Undies, both on the Clinton thing.

What is it with the regular writers turning in obscene material lately anyway? The Regulator's "That F*cking President!" should come with a Parental Advisory for explicit language. I was going to do something on Clinton myself but then I got these two articles; but I'm sure I'll have something to say about the whole thing when The Underground Online Radio Show starts in a couple weeks on disconnect.net.

Bic Unveils Pen 98
"Pen 98 represents the next level of writing utensil technology," said Bic chairman William Doors.

Underground Snubbed By Emmys

That F*cking President!

Clinton Not Guilty

Year 1999 Virus

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