By The Regulator
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret here. Don't tell anyone, O.K.? Here it is. . . Brett Favre goes to Tosa East! Isn't that the most unbelievable thing you've ever heard? That Packers superstar Brett Favre goes to your very own high school? I thought so too, until I saw him. He's actually in one of my classes! I can't disclose which one for the sake of preserving my secret identity, but nonetheless it's true! I first saw him a while ago, but I didn't want to get everybody all excited right away, so I didn't mention it previously.

To tell you the truth, T.V. makes him look a good deal bigger and more imposing than he is. In real life he looks kinda scrawny and pathetic. But it must have been him. He was wearing the jersey and everything. It said "Favre" right on the back and had the big "4" underneath, and he had that same bewildered country hick look on his face. Not to say that Favre is a redneck or anything. I wouldn't say that for fear of being beaten up. But looking at Favre in real life, I bet I could take him.

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